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YEAH WELL [Dec. 11th, 2007|11:43 pm]
Horrible slash about horrible things

ishitpinecones
A STORY

A FAT GUY SLOWLY SLIPPED HIS FLACCID, SLIPPERY DICK OUT OF A LARGE KENTUCKY LEGEND GLAZED HAM

HE HELD THE HAM CLOSE TO HIS WARM SWEATY FLAB ALL NIGHT LONG, IN LOVE, BUT SO FAR AWAY

LATER, HE TOOK A SHIT

END
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"SWEET RELEASE" a story of passionate love-making [Nov. 4th, 2007|10:19 pm]
Horrible slash about horrible things

ishitpinecones
Dog The Bounty Hunter threw Lou Diamond Phillips against the stained glass window of the church. He grabbed Lou's skinny ass wrists in one hand and pinned them together behind his back BECAUSE HE'S A BOUNTY HUNTER

With the other hand he used his pinky to tear a small hole in Lou's polyester pants in the general anus region. Dog The Booty Hunter then whipped out his comically massive dick and started fucking Lou Diamond Phillips in his poopy asshole raw and bareback.

Lou Diamond whimpered and cried like a little bitch. Dog the Bounty Hunter fucked him real hard for 3 minutes, and when he came a tanker-truck size load of poop and semen and blood gushed out of his huge veiny dick, into Lou's asshole and out of his gaping, screaming mouth with a horrible gurgling sound.

THE END
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new fic [Jul. 17th, 2007|06:10 pm]
Horrible slash about horrible things

jack_beauregard
Sweet Delightful Love
by me

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